Archive for April, 2008
Waiting For My Duck To Bounce
So all winter one neighbor would come plow everyone’s driveway in the cul de sac except the wife-stealer’s and this other guy’s but they both have snow blowers of their own. I couldn’t help but wonder if there wasn’t some bad feelings about the wife stealing and neighbor 1 was snubbing neighbor 2. Turns out, he was. In fact, he told wife-stealer that if he ever tried to steal his wife he would eff him up and hide the body and he works in the forestry industry so he knows where to hide a body. Neighbor 1’s daughter plays with slut’s daughter and they were at wife-stealer’s house and it was time for neighbor 1’s daughter to come home. Neighbor 1 said no way he’s going over there and she will come home when she’s hungry. LMAO @ drama between men!
Apparently wife-stealer makes some decent money and that’s one potential reason slut hooked up with him. That and he has muscles. But the face… that’s what they made doggie style for, I guess.
Japanese Massage Chair Prank
This is hilarious imo. Note the dude that gets in the chair naked – I hope they clean those suckers after each use.
Days of Our Cul de Sac
Sooo…. big gossip this weekend….
Former neighbor + kids is moving in with neighbor wife-stealer and they are officially a couple. Newly divorced neighbor is moving out and trying to rent his place. Activity going on next door all weekend, can you imagine the awkwardness of having to watch your wife move into your former buddy’s place 2 houses away?
Ouch!
Jury Duty
Sitting in the jury assembly room, my first time here. They say we are selected to provide a good sampling of the diversity in the community. I see 2.5 non-whites here – the .5 is for a guy I can’t tell if he’s just tan or what. The age ranges from one really young-looking guy, several women more my age and then tons of old people.
I apparently don’t live in a very diverse county.
$20/day compensation. Why bother? But other states don’t provide any so be grateful people!!!
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Creamy Bits
- Wow so working late on a Friday isn't bad enough I have to deal with effing twins traffic?
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