Archive for December, 2008

Figurative Language Lesson #36

This conversation took place this morning while I was up cooking french toast:

Spawn [approaching the kitchen]: Where are the cinnamon rolls?
Me: Over here.
Spawn: Where’s the one with my name on it?
Me: There aren’t any names on them. What are you talking about?
Spawn: Dad said there’s a cinnamon roll out here with my name on it.
Me explaining what the difference is between literal and figurative language.

He eats cinnamon rolls like other people eat muffins — top down.

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Sunday, December 21st, 2008 funny 2 Comments

Too Cold to iPhone

Now that it’s way fucking cold outside I am a little annoyed that I have to take off my glove to answer the phone while driving. I list this as a big negative to the iPhone right behind having to bend over for AT&T.

No comments about phone usage and driving. I do it We all do it. We love to do it.

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Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 apple 3 Comments
 

 

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