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Waiting For My Duck To Bounce
So all winter one neighbor would come plow everyone’s driveway in the cul de sac except the wife-stealer’s and this other guy’s but they both have snow blowers of their own. I couldn’t help but wonder if there wasn’t some bad feelings about the wife stealing and neighbor 1 was snubbing neighbor 2. Turns out, he was. In fact, he told wife-stealer that if he ever tried to steal his wife he would eff him up and hide the body and he works in the forestry industry so he knows where to hide a body. Neighbor 1’s daughter plays with slut’s daughter and they were at wife-stealer’s house and it was time for neighbor 1’s daughter to come home. Neighbor 1 said no way he’s going over there and she will come home when she’s hungry. LMAO @ drama between men!
Apparently wife-stealer makes some decent money and that’s one potential reason slut hooked up with him. That and he has muscles. But the face… that’s what they made doggie style for, I guess.
/Barf
View this at your own risk.
I want to know Dolly Parton’s plastic surgeon. She looks great. Other plastics out there that look great?
Try Not To Barf
Imagine this guy as your waiter. Ew.
Capital Enn-Aye-Ess-Tee-Why WHY? WHY!?!?
Don’t open this up after you’ve just eaten unless you need some help upchucking what you just ate (like if you just ingested some poison, for example, and you needed to vomit).
Two words: Elephant Woman
/hurl
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