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I Want A Pink Thingamajig
So I found out about this new toy website today. You know, the kind of toys you don’t want your kid to find on Sunday morning when he gets up before you cuz you’re sleeping in and don’t want him to ask what it is but when he does you certaintly don’t want daddy to tell him it’s mommy’s as a total cop out so mommy then has to explain that it’s something for grownups and DON’T TOUCH IT!!
Anyway. So I pulled up this website on the iPhone on the way home from work. Well, you know how when you go to Safari the next time and the last site you viewed comes up? At dinner I was asked to look up something on the Internet and brought up Safari on the phone while father-in-law looked over my shoulder.
There was this website zoomed in on the last product I was checking out in all its glorious beauty.
I couldn’t get off that page fast enough. I’m hoping it looked to him like a pink USB thumb drive.
UPDATE: This is the image that was seen. NSFW you have been warned. (I was less concerned about the pink thing and more about the two rosebud-topped things it’s nestled between.)
My Epic Fail and Why WoW Wins
When someone chooses an online game over a “random act of kindness” (sfw), a lesson needs to be learned. However, when the next morning results in said someone getting that “random act of kindness” even though they passed it up the night before in favor of an online game, what lesson is learned? This is why I suck. 
Men are just as complicated as women, I don’t care what anyon says. They are either oversatisfied such that they pass up opportunities or they are undersatisfied to the point where they would cut off their left arm to have the opportunity to choose nookie over computer. Where’s the happy medium? I thought men were simple: sex > beer > everything else.
If any of you think of making snarky comments about WoW > crambosauce, let me remind you.
You Can’t Make This Up
So I’m on several projects at work and we decided to locate two teams together in one space – Cox and PNS (say it 10 times fast, it’s funnier).
Yes, I work in Cox/PNS Land. Couldn’t be happier!
Now That’s What I Call a 3some
Last week’s Swingtown was kind of meh until that last scene. It spoke to me.
On the upside they focused less on the kids this time, which is good. They don’t interest me.
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Creamy Bits
- Wow so working late on a Friday isn't bad enough I have to deal with effing twins traffic?
- @geardaddie I have that already but it's lacking that certain je ne se quois.
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