Crambrulee

No Thanks, I’m Still Full From Bennigan’s

Dane Cook: Isolated Incident is going to be on Comedy Central Sunday, May 17th. Page link is not working so best I can provide is the search results link.

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Really Freaking Cute

I think all of these things are really freaking cute: Stuffed Friends at Paper Source.

This one in particular cracks me up:

I think it looks like Cousin Itt wearing a jailbird sweater. Inoo-Lala is my personal favorite.

Seemingly Random Observations on a Saturday

• Leather seats are a real bummer in the summer (+2 for rhyming).
• Office supply store chains are unsatisfying to someone with a pen/pencil fetish.
• When you are at your most tired, your child will wake up in the middle of the night with constipation.
• Sometimes a last minute haircut can introduce you to a stylist you just might love forever (cuz she didn’t use those stupid texturizing scissors that look like some wacky torture device).
• Weightloss = breast reduction.
• People that sleep with their neighbor’s wives still might be really nice people.

My List

Today, the list is (in no particular order):

• Rufus Sewell
• Vince Vaughn
• Hugh Jackman
• Colin Firth
• Stephan Jenkins

(I feel a wordpress plug-in coming)

New Addiction

I have a new addiction: The Rat Pack game on Facebook. I am obsessed with the pairs card game and collecting points to then spend in the shops because let’s face it, the only way to win is to buy it!

Would be nice to be able to steal items for points instead of just other items but I’m okay stealing Pauly’s high heels and dropping a tomato or an ear of corn.

If you aren’t playing and want to try it, let me invite you (leave a note in the comments, I’ll find you)! I get points and promise not to steal from you for 48 hours!